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Sometime during my extended stay in Portland, the word spread around rather quickly, and eventually I am contacted by an anonymous Lady Friend, whom I had met during the course of KinkFest and over the course of the weekend. We decided to get together one evening. The conversation went like this:
Me: Hey. Did you want to meet up?
Lady Friend: Yes, I do. There’s only one problem…
Me: What’s that?
Lady Friend: I don’t feel like putting any clothes on.
Me: I AM ON MY WAY.
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